Total Medals Earned: 53 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 945 Points
Medals Earned: 7/11 (230/430 points)
Fire a weapon 10 times.
Reload a weapon 5 times.
Fire a silenced weapon 25 times.
Create a custom timeline sequence.
Disable all effects.
Fire a weapon 100 times.
Fire a weapon 500 times.
View all equipment items.
View every firearm.
Reload a weapon 25 times.
Reload a weapon 50 times.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/18 (225/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/470 points)
Get 100 kills
Get 50 headshots
Reach level 10
Get 1000 kills
Reach level 30
Get 500 headshots
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/25 points)
Obtain the almighty BIEBER FEVER!!!
Show your love for Jacob!
Show your love for Edward!
Somewhere out there, you have broken a heart.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/350 points)
YUM
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
Get to know your new BFF.
Chill out in the funky room!
Leave the tower
You naughty punk!
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/290 points)
Eliminate 3 targets
Eliminate 25 targets
Eliminate 50 targets
Eliminate 100 targets
Eliminate all targets
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